My client wants some special effects built into their joomla site.

1. When a new page is loaded a sound effect must be played.
2. When a new page is loaded a transition effect must be seen.

The sound effect must be that of a page of a book turning.
The transition needs to look like a a brush is painting the new page (wax on, wax off).

If you have any questions about these effects please let me know.
I require you to show me an example of each effect on a demo website before you will be selected for the project.
Lowest bids will be given priority.

Thank you and I look forward to working with you.